Journey to Mee-dom

Ok that title was a total bait and switch. Cleanses are actually the hardest thing ever and they are not for the weak at heart. I myself have never completed a cleanse and if I gave you the impression that I have in the past, well I lied. Cleansing - what's up with that? It sounds kinda hard, lame/boring and also a fad or over-popular - so you figure a) why the hell do people do it and b) must not be that hard if everyone seems to be doing it. A lot of people actually have   many opinions about cleansing and EVERYONE is going to have something to say about what you are or are not eating. Suddenly the whole world is an expert on food the minute you utter the words "I can't eat that". Ok first of all, everyone doesn't do it (or at least complete a cleanse) - because it's hard as balls - well balls aren't hard at all so for sure harder than balls. I'm always boasting when I first start my cleanse, kind of sort of shoving it down people's throat/

Who knew cleaning was do damn emotional? I mean, wow. If you don't know what I am talking about it might be because you don't find it difficult to let go of things - perhaps you do not have "hoarder tendencies" like me but you may enjoy this post regardless. I have been wanting to clear & clean out my house for quite some time. I have been in denial about how I live in a state of messy chaos and it's time to face the music - the crazy out of tune screaming un-melodic music of my constant state of disorganization. Not only does it cause me frustration but it puts a lot of weight on my relationship with Danny. Enough. I thought that since I had finally made the decision to do it that this would be well...easy. WRONG. I posted on facebook yesterday: "I will do anything for anyone who will come over and clean my house. It's bad, that's all I'm going to say." I was totally serious, this was not a joke. Shortly there after, I got a